Scallywag

Things won are done; joy's soul lies in the doing.

~ William Shakespeare (1564 - 1616) ~

Why Bother With Funny Quotes Or Sayings?

March 10th, 2013 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 5 secs

Don’t just kiss you duck, give him a funny quote or saying.

Surely, funny quotes or sayings aren’t worth much. Plenty of things get said in jest and for what? Well, I would say quite a lot.

The whole point of repeating funny quotes or sayings is that they give you a little lift. Like a tiny spark of mirth that lights you up inside, a funny quote can put a smile on your face or, even, bring up a chuckle, as if from nowhere.

Life without the silliness of the odd funny quote or saying would be a bit bereft. For, surely, finding something that puts a twinkle in your eye is something worthwhile. You can’t be serious all the time and still feel fine. At least, sometimes you’ve got to let yourself go and have a giggle. Let your hair down (and be thankful if you have any) and laugh! It does you a world of good.

I’ve met so many people over the years who simply have forgotten what it’s like to feel a bubble of happiness inside. Funny quotes or sayings won’t cure that, of course. But they are a tincture of that indistinct feature and for that, I am happy to share some that make me smile. May they lighten you a wee bit too:

  1. I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.”   Steve Martin
  2. “A dyslexic man walks into a bra.”  Anon
  3. “Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”   George Carlin
  4. “My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”   Mitch Hedberg
  5. “Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.”   Unknown
  6. “I try wearing tight jeans, but I can never pull it off.”   The Punisher – Sydney
  7. “Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch.”   Dennis Miller
  8. “Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: “Does this taste funny to you?”  Anon
  9. “Life is hard. After all, it kills you.”  Katharine Hepburn
  10. Never have more children than you have car windows.”  Erma Bombeck
  11. “What’s another word for Thesaurus?”  Steven Wright
  12. “Gone crazy… Be back soon… “  Anon
  13. One day we’ll all look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject… “  A bumper sticker
  14. “One man’s folly is another man’s wife.”   Helen Rowland
  15. You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me”  Unknown
  16. “Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.”  Anon
  17. “My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.”  Woody Allen
  18. Writing with a broken pencil is pointless.” Anon
  19. “I am not afraid of death, I just don’t want to be there when it happens.” Woody Allen
  20. “The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand.”   Two Pynts, Florida

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