Scallywag

The love we give away is the only love we keep.

~ Elbert Hubbard ~

Fat…Guilty or Innocent?

February 12th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 48 secs

Can you have innocent pleasure in eating what you like?

Come clean. Did you raid the fridge repeatedly last night, stuffing yourself with plate after plate of need to keep leftovers? No? I didn’t think so. You’re innocent. But try telling that to the fat police. [Read on …]

Why Stress When You Can Walk Out Naked?

February 11th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 39 secs

Nothing like a stress free swim.

It happened one day. Our eldest was just a small boy: a preschooler. He begged me to take him to the public pool. [Read on …]

Hands Up if You Want to Quit Motherhood

February 10th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 15 secs

Motherhood is just a part of my busy life.

This is tricky. Motherhood is meant to be about endless patience, applying sticky plasters and kissing things better, and then running through tall grass in slow motion, giving a laughing grin to your kids. Actually that last one is the image advertisers keep trucking out for anything womanly. They’ve reduced you to some slow-moving bovine, deliriously jumping in the sun. It’s complete drivel. But it sticks. [Read on …]

5 Helpful Tips on What to Do When Your Hand is Screwed

February 9th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 19 secs

The pins and plates helping Ruth's hand to heal.

Ouch! If you’ve ever had a bad fall you know how much damage you can do. When Ruth stumbled and fell last week, she got “firsthand” experience of just how bad multiple hand fractures can be. [Read on …]

How Can You Have a Happy Lemon?

February 8th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 18 secs

All of our lemons were way too squeezy.

Ask yourself, with all honesty, can anyone have a happy lemon?

What do I mean by a “happy lemon”? Well, a car that only starts with a splutter on odd days, judders to reach city speed limits, and turns with all the precision of a double decker bus. [Read on …]

Funny But Are You Having First World Problems Too?

February 7th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 15 secs

Well it didn't seem that funny at first. But now it is kind of crazy.

My eldest son was busy poking fun at our first world problems this morning. [Read on …]

Psst! This is a Secret

February 6th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 30 secs

This is a secret, okay?

“Okay, I’ll tell you. Sharon is going out with Mark on the weekend, even though Mark doesn’t know it. He’s planning on dating his sister’s friend’s cousin, Aimee, who doesn’t know either. Trouble is, Aimee is Sharon’s best friend and she knows Sharon wants Mark to go out with her. Meantime, Mark is two-timing his friend’s girlfriend who knows Sharon too, but doesn’t know Aimee…” 

Got that? [Read on …]

Funny, Like a Rolling Scone

February 5th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 39 secs

Funny, but I rarely fancy anything sloppy.

You have to laugh! The way companies attempt to tempt you with their tasty treats is hilarious. [Read on …]

Stop! You’re Not Allowed to Be Happy!

February 4th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 37 secs

Stop that happy stuff!

Something is wrong when people blame you for being happy. You might be chuckling over something funny one moment; then being dragged over hot coals the next. You can get into a lot of trouble being happy, and I have the scars to prove it. [Read on …]

Finding Happiness or Feeding Ego?

February 3rd, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 44 secs

You won't find happiness here. So there!

Which is it going to be? Finding happiness, or feeding a hungry ego? If it’s out of control, the very nature of a restless ego stops us finding happiness. Which is why it comes down to either one or the other. [Read on …]