Someone rang the local radio station asking “Can you feed cats sardines?” Well of course you can. But you have to open the tin first. Ours can almost do it by themselves, but they make a terrible mess. [Read on …]
What’s Wrong With A Good Manners List?
A good manners list can be helpful, can’t it? Flick through the list and you’ll find please and thank you. Go further and it will include advice not to stare, point, or push in. But there are two problems with relying on a good manners list. [Read on …]
You’ve Only Got One Life To Live
Gawping like a country hick, I stumbled into a big Melbourne discount store. Right in front of me were giant thighs, head high. The ad selling lingerie declared, “Because you only have one life to live.” Then I smiled to myself. “That’s not true. If I wore women’s underwear, surely I’d be living a double life!” [Read on …]
Considering Children
A friend in Melbourne got me thinking about a funny anomaly. How come we judge children so much? For various reasons, children’s behavior gets scrutinized, analyzed, and criticized on a regular basis by adults as well as other kids. [Read on …]
What Makes a Man a Good Lover?
You may be surprised (then again, perhaps not) at what really makes an irresistibly good lover. But, for a good lover to be completely worth keeping he has to have certain traits that make him stand out from the crowd. His actions should be positively tantric and his moves should reveal he has what you need. [Read on …]
I Can’t Figure My Life Out
Right behind me today, I overheard somebody say, “I can’t figure my life out.” Turning, I tried to see who she was. But she was gone. Lost in the crowd. Yet her words stay with me and keep rolling through my mind. Can you figure out your life? And what does figuring out mean anyway? [Read on …]
Kind and Funny Marriage Wishes
Gone are the days of telegrams read aloud at weddings. But there’s still room for kind and funny marriage wishes. Here’s just a few for you that could come in handy. Either that, or you can think back to that last lovely wedding you attended and reminisce… [Read on …]
3 Reasons DIY “Kids Birthday Cakes Designs” Are Best
I have a hidden talent. I wouldn’t exactly say, I’m brilliant at “Kids Birthday Cakes Designs.” But I can do a good job when pressed. Technically, dad’s decorating cakes isn’t in the standard “Being a Dad Manual.” But then again, life is better when you make it up. Just aim to do what suits your skills. [Read on …]
Revealing The Cancer Cure From India Bill Clinton Eats
You know, it’s really none of our business what cancer cure from India Bill Clinton eats. Really. But, since he was a former US President, I guess he can’t hide from the limelight easily. So if he drinks a certain soft drink, uses tissues to blow his nose, or sits in a certain sofa, someone will want to know. [Read on …]














What? Those high school end of the year report card comments are outrageous!
High School End of the Year Report Card Comments Revealed
May 8th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 24 secs
High school end of the year report card comments can be a bit too confronting.
As soon as you read “These high school end of the year report card comments are genuine,” you know someone is pulling your leg. But it might be true for some of them. In reality, teachers are highly accountable people who don’t tend to write careless comments on reports. Yet there’s always a first time. Whether these are the work of first-timers, pretenders, or genuine serial offenders, I’ll let you be the judge: [Read on …]