Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.

~ Scott Adams ~

Life on a Monday Morning

November 15th, 2011 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 17 secs

Does life starts scrambling the moment your Monday alarm goes off?

Arrrghh! What’s that horrible sound? Yawn…. sigh! It’s the alarm clock and it’s Monday. Welcome to life.

Got to get up, and get ready. Got time for a quick shower.

Staggering and stumbling as the house begins to stir.

Good morning cuddly kitten. Purr, purr, purr. 

Lunches to make.

Clothes. Whoops! Who forgot to iron the shirts?

C’mon guys, it’s time to get up. Life won’t wait.

Meow! Yes kitten. Sandwiches, fruit, There’s wrapping but no cake.

Fixing breakfast. Now unstack the washer. Meow! Meow! Okay, okay.

Racket starts rising. The phone rings. What’s that? No I don’t want a new phone plan to change my life. Thanks. Bye. Meow! Hey, have we got any cat food left? Kitten’s hungry. Isn’t there’s a lifetime supply of the stuff on the bottom shelf? Yes! Meow!

Clothing debates begin. Where’s my socks and tie? And who put my shoes away?

I’ve got a life too you know!

Surpervising hair, teeth cleaning, and shoes.

Bathroom conflict. The door is locked and I can’t brush my teeth. I’m gonna miss my bus! Don’t panic. My teacher is gonna give me detention for life. Oh, this sucks! Just open the door!

Time keeps ticking by.

Got to get going. Got an early appointment. Where are my glasses? Yes I know, you need to catch the bus. Where are the keys? Have you got your lunch? I’m not taking this apple. It’s gross. Get another then. What kind have you got? I don’t know, I’m not a fruiterer. Don’t take that to school. Everyone else does. Do as I say. Is kitten in? Are you ready yet? C’mon, let’s go. Meow!

‘Bye kitten. Purr!




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