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Kind & Funny Wedding Wishes 2

October 18th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 27 secs

A wedding wouldn’t be a wedding without some kind and funny wishes.

Kind and funny wedding wishes are perennial.  What makes them unique is that they represent some of the few public tributes to love, romance, and shared dreams we have. So, on behalf of the gorgeous bride and the handsome groom, here are some more kind and funny wedding wishes for you…

  1. It doesn’t matter that you won’t keep up with all the people gathered at your wedding. It doesn’t even matter whether everything goes to plan or not on this, your special day. What really matters is that you keep on seeing each other. Not with all the distractions of life as the years unfold. But, as you see each other now.”
  2. “A happy man marries the girl he loves. A happier man loves the girl he marries.” Anon
  3. Marriage is like a golden ring in a chain, whose beginning is a glance and whose ending is eternity” Kahlil Gibran
  4. A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.” Evan Esar
  5. We never live so intensely as when we love strongly. We never realize ourselves so vividly as when we are in full glow of love for others.”  Walter Rauschenbusch
  6. In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which still continues.”  Helen Rowland
  7. To love someone deeply gives you strength.  Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.” Lao Tzu
  8. As you tie the knot together, remember this curious fact: there are only two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.” Anon
  9. Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction” Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  10. “Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much happy fraternizing with the enemy.” Anon
  11. Love is a canvas furnished by nature and embroidered by imagination.”  Voltaire
  12. A late congratulatory message from the local cricket club wishing our couple every happiness. They also say, “Although [the groom] was a good cricketer, he could only manage a few positions well. Still, we hope [the bride] has more luck with him on home turf.”
  13. “Deep happiness takes nothing less than an appreciative mind. So, give thanks for your partner the moment you wake.”
  14. “So now, let us charge our glasses, as I propose a toast to the bride. She needs no eulogy, as she speaks for herself…” Anon
  15. “When love reigns, the impossible may be attained.” Indian proverb
  16. “Never argue with a spouse who is packing your parachute.” Anon
  17. “There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved.” George Sand
  18. “Married life is full of twists, turns, and many a blind bend. Though you may not always know which way to go, you can always choose the way you walk.”
  19. Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing.”  Goethe
  20. “Here’s some advice for the newly wed. It isn’t the stork that brings the babe but the little larks in bed.” Anon
  21. “Without love, the world itself would not survive.” Lope de Vega
  22. To the groom: at times, you may want to have some words with your wife. But if you do, expect she will have some paragraphs with you.
  23. May you live together in love as long as you want, and never want as long as you live.” Anon
  24. “By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”  Socrates

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