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30 Funny Happy Birthday Sayings

June 8th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 19 secs

Yeah, I could do with a few funny happy birthday sayings.

I love quotes and sayings and I know many others do too. So I’ve gathered a bunch of funny happy birthday sayings and quotes on age, just to give you a smile or two. With all that’s on your plate, I thought you’d appreciate something light…

Funny Happy Birthday Sayings

  • “Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.”  Author Unknown
  • “A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.”   Robert Frost
  • “I’m at an age when my back goes out more than I do.”   Phyllis Diller
  • “You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”   Bob Hope
  • “For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.”   John Glenn (Astronaut)
  • “Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.”   Children’s birthday song
  • “Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them.”   Ogden Nash
  • “Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.”    Rev. Larry Lorenzoni
  • “The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.”  H. Prochnow
  • “Why was he/she born so beautiful. Why was she born at all. Because she had no say in it. No say in it at all.”   Children’s birthday song
  • “I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.”   Eva Gabor

Funny Age Sayings (Birthday or not)

  • “After 30, a body has a mind of its own.”   Bette Midler
  • “The first hundred years are the hardest.”   Wilson Mizner
  • “You grow up the day you have your first real laugh yourself.”   Ethel Barrymore
  • “Looking fifty is great–if you’re sixty.”   Joan Rivers
  • “The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything. “   Oscar Wilde
  • Pleas’d look forward, pleas’d to look behind,  and count each birthday with a grateful mind.”   Alexander Pope
  • “It takes a long time to grow young.”   Pablo Picasso
  • “Getting old ain’t for sissies.”   Betty Davis
  • “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”   Mark Twain
  • “Some people reach the age of sixty before others.”   Lord Hood
  • “When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.”   Mark Twain
  • “Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”   C. Joad
  • “Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.”   Maurice Chevalier
  • “The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.”    Jerry Wright
  • “Oh to be seventy again.”   Georges Clemenceau, on seeing a pretty girl on his 80th birthday
  • “The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.”   Pope Paul VI
  • “The best substitute for experience is being sixteen.”   Raymond Duncan
  • “The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.”   Alice Roosevelt Longworth
  • “And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.”    Abraham Lincoln

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  1. Thanks for the wonderful quotes! Needed them.I am going to attach most of the quotes into a message and send it to my loved one. 🙂

  2. Viënna says:

    Hope your birthday is totally cool, really funtastic, wonderful, awesome and HAPPY. Oh wait…… It will be. Because I’m on your birthday. HAPPY B-DAY TOOO YOU!