Happiness isn't happiness unless there's a violin-playing goat.

~ Julia Roberts ~

25 Cat Quotes… At Last

January 15th, 2013 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 47 secs

Your cat knows best.

Cats are a dominating factor in our life. So, I realized, it was time I posted a range of quotes devoted to our little feline friends (while cat haters, meanwhile, should look the other way)…

“Time spent with cats is never wasted.”  Sigmund Freud

Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.”   Eddie Izzard

“No matter how much cats fight, there always seems to be plenty of kittens.”  Abraham Lincoln

“I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that’s living.”  Ursula Andress

“These aren’t my thoughts, they’re my cat walking on the keyboard.” Anon

“I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love.”  James Herriot

“Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, “I’ll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?”  Bette Midler

“The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”  Leonardo Da Vinci

“Cats are connoisseurs of comfort.”  James Herriot

“One cat just leads to another.”  Ernest Hemingway

“There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.”  Anon

“If animals could speak the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”   Mark Twain

“In a cat’s eye, all things belong to cats.”   English Saying

Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse.”  Robert Heinlein

“Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.”  Robertson Davies

“Dogs have owners, cats have staff.”  Anon

“Even cats grow lonely and anxious.”  Mason Cooley

“If you want to write, keep cats.”  Aldous Huxley

“We have three cats. It’s like having children, but there is no tuition involved.”  Ron Reagan (Talk Show Host)

“Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.” Anon

“What greater gift than the love of a cat?”  Charles Dickens

“There are no ordinary cats.” Colette

“You know when people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, “Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, “No, it’s for company!”” Anon

“One of the oldest human needs is having someone to wonder where you are when you don’t come home at night.”  Margaret Mead

“Some people have cats and go on to lead normal lives.” Anon

What about you? What do your cats do?


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