Scallywag

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.

~ Anon ~

Archive for December, 2012

Family the way it's portrayed.
Family: not quite this perfect but always important.

Family Is All Relative

December 21st, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 26 secs

Family the way it’s portrayed.

You’ve got to hand it to family. Without it, you wouldn’t be here. With it, you might be wishing you had something better. Read the rest of this entry »

Love at work.
How important is love to you?

Love Finds A Way

December 20th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 8 secs

Love at work.

It might not work like a GPS, but love certainly helps prevent us getting lost. When you know you are loved, it’s always easier to find a way. Read the rest of this entry »

Give your body a break.
It's true that breasts and other bits will do what they do.

Yes, Breasts Sag

December 19th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 4 secs

Give your body a break.

The way the body industry talk about it, you’d think any sign of breasts sagging is some kind of mistake. But isn’t that ridiculous? Read the rest of this entry »

How do find going to the dentist?
Will we ever be rid of the dentist's chair?

Dentist Distress

December 18th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 3 mins, 3 secs

How do find going to the dentist?

Yes, I admit it: I dread going to the dentist. I do. It all started back when I was a small boy. The dentist my parents took me to obviously got his jollies from ripping, drilling, and yanking as many teeth as he could, but I wasn’t ready for that kind of tooth abuse. Read the rest of this entry »

The things we do for Christmas.
Feeling Christmas pressure yet?

Less Christmas Pressure

December 17th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 42 secs

The things we do for Christmas.

Come Christmas time, do you ever feel like you are going under? While everyone is busy putting on a “Happy Christmas” face, I wonder how many folk aren’t so much waving but drowning in an ocean of pressure. Read the rest of this entry »

Pets know what you're doing.
Face it, there's nothing pets don't know.

Pets Know Too Much

December 16th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 52 secs

Pets know what you’re doing.

Admit it, your pets know more about you than you would want to admit. They watch you dress and undress, get in and out of the bath or shower, and sneak into the bedroom any time they can. Read the rest of this entry »

tragedy strikes
Tragedy confronts us all.

When Tragedy Strikes

December 15th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 43 secs

Nothing prepares you for tragedy.

Tragedy strikes with overwhelming force. As the world now knows, a little town in Connecticut, USA, has borne the brunt of disaster with the massacre of 20 of their dear children and 6 brave teachers at Sandy Hook Elementary School. In the last couple of days, too, a cyclone ripped through Samoa, causing death and destruction. While, just ten days ago, Typhoon Pablo brought catastrophe to Mindanao, in The Philippines, killing over a thousand people. Read the rest of this entry »

Funny?
Funny without meaning to be.

Funny By Nature

December 14th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 55 secs

Funny?

Funny how some people can be witty yet generally serious. I’ve met surgeons and lawyers like that. Then there are those who get a laugh because they’ve got a joke timed for anything and everything they poke fun at. But as for me, well I don’t fit those molds. Read the rest of this entry »

What can kids and pets teach us?
How do you feel about kids and pets?

Not Kids And Pets!

December 13th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 1 sec

What can kids and pets teach us?

Yes, definitely kids and pets! Where would we be without them? To all those who abhor the site of them, you are missing the best bits. Read the rest of this entry »

Do you always have to look happy to be content?
Do you really need to look happy all the time?

Happy When You’re Not

December 12th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 0 secs

Do you always have to look happy to be content?

Try being happy when you are feeling downright miserable, and the result is a dismal flop. While it’s obvious the two conflict, some folk hope that by forcing yourself to feel happy, you can wipe away your pain and stop feeling wretched. Read the rest of this entry »