Scallywag

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

~ Dorothy Parker ~

Archive for October, 2012

Well they were here a minute ago...
Why do socks keep disappearing anyway?

Where Do Socks Go?

October 21st, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 23 secs

Well they were here a minute ago…

Come on, where do your socks go? Are they hiding under the bed perhaps? Or, maybe they’re buried under the others at the back of your drawer. Wherever they’re hiding, that odd sock you desperately need won’t be to hand when you want it most. So, why does this happen? Read the rest of this entry »

Why is  being your self so hard at times?
Is not being your self natural too?

Being Your Self

October 20th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 38 secs

Why is being yourself so hard at times?

Being your self should be the most natural state any of us could possibly imagine. And yet, sometimes, it’s remarkably hard. Read the rest of this entry »

Family isn't neat, is it?
Who said family always has to be happy?

Family Life

October 19th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 1 sec

Family isn’t as neat as it seems.

Family is messy. Despite all the charming situation comedies, and hackneyed imagery of families, domestic bliss typically… isn’t. Read the rest of this entry »

A wedding wouldn't be a wedding without some kind and funny wishes.
It's always good to congratulate groom and bride with some kind and funny wedding wishes.

Kind & Funny Wedding Wishes 2

October 18th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 27 secs

A wedding wouldn’t be a wedding without some kind and funny wishes.

Kind and funny wedding wishes are perennial.  What makes them unique is that they represent some of the few public tributes to love, romance, and shared dreams we have. So, on behalf of the gorgeous bride and the handsome groom, here are some more kind and funny wedding wishes for you… Read the rest of this entry »

People are highly collectable.
How many people are in your library?

What People Library?

October 17th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 58 secs

People are highly collectable.

You know, people are a bit like books. Some are slightly worn but still well loved. While, others look impressive. But you don’t bother reading them.Yes, people are like books. Big ones, little ones, thick and thin. All so different. Yet, all have something to say, and many are wonderful to discover. Read the rest of this entry »

Why do people lie to themselves?
What kind of people lie to themselves?

Are We Lying To Ourselves?

October 16th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 1 min, 48 secs

Why do people lie to themselves?

Lying to others is widely recognized as a kind of weakness. “Don’t mind him. He’s always lying to save his skin. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him.” But what about those deceits we dish out to ourselves? Read the rest of this entry »

Not toilet humor? Yuck!
Is this toilet stuff meant to be funny?

Funny Ways To Go

October 15th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 3 mins, 28 secs

Not toilet humor? Yuck!

Now I know funny ways to go might not be the most savory topic for discussion. But, it does have relevance. I mean you can’t go too far without feeling the need to stop at a convenience. Read the rest of this entry »

What did they call him?
They called their child WHAT?

Careful What You Call Your Kids

October 14th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 18 secs

What did they call him?

No use fretting about what people call you. What’s done is done. But we should at least spare a thought for our kids and call them something safe. Read the rest of this entry »

Pressured?
Feeling pressured?

Is Pressure Upsetting You?

October 13th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 15 secs

Pressured?

How much pressure does it take to upset you? For some people, like my brother who lives in Papua New Guinea, it takes rather a lot. Read the rest of this entry »

Beware of crazy payment demands.
 

Crazy Telco Out Of Order

October 12th, 2012 ~ Est. reading time: 2 mins, 2 secs

Beware of crazy payment demands.

What is it with those crazy telcos? Sending people outrageous bills for services that were never rendered, they then wreak havoc by intimidation. Just ask Solenne San Jose, a French woman living in Pessac in South West France. Look what happened to her. Read the rest of this entry »